Devil May Cry 5 : Dante~

Relatively old news, but I can’t hold this in any longer...
I will start with the Trailer:

Devil May Cry 5 - Trailer
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Ok, I admit, it looks damn awesome.
The graphics, the gameplay, the promise of the shiny new piece of Dante's life story...
But wait... Dante... Where the frik is Dante?! D:
Well guess what... You see that effeminate lookin pretty boy with the cig and the potato nose? Well... That's Dante...
NO!
That's what the Ninja Theory douchbags have done to Dante.

So I did some reading...
Apparently the dumbasses who changed Dante's look for DMC5 are trying to say they're doing it to make him look more "trendy". Well y'know what? That is retarded! And here's why:

Gamers aren’t exactly known for following or caring about trends.

Trends change.

Everyone loves the classics.

Dante was damn hott as hell. (accidental pun ftw?)

”If it ain't broke, don't fix it"

Dante was a very well designed character before they decided to give him a fail overhaul.

Some people didn't like DMC4 because there wasn't enough Dante. Take a hint.

In the artistic community, DMC has always been known for it's sexy, white haired men.

White hair on young men is hot.

Dante is half demon. He's supposed to have unnaturally white hair!

I cannot be the only one who's been waiting since DMC3 for Dante to be back for real.

The game's new asshole lead designer just wanted to put his ugly mug in place of the world's most awesome vg character... You can’t deny it... It's a little too coincidental to be a "fluke"...

Isn't that just disgusting? What kind of ego does this bag of trash have to pull something like this?
Dante should look like the gorgeous creature which graces my desktop background:

There isn't even any resemblance between the two!
Seriously! Look for yourself!

Different face structure.

Totally different build. This new guy is scrawny!

Hair color is obvious I hope.

I'm pretty damn sure Dante does not smoke!

Blah blah blah... I'm sure you can see the differences yourself...

Though in this new guy's defense, he is rather hot... But he is not Dante, dammit!!!
Dante would snap this kid in half with his pinkie finger. In comparison, this guy is an embarrassment!

In conclusion; Dante needs to come to life and kick the asses of all responsible for thinking they can screw with him...
I'm done...
I don't feel like adding anything more. -____-;

--Kitten~ <3